In Line to the Throne

"The not-so-regal heirs to the British throne"
We all know who's next in the line to the British throne: Charles, William, George, Charlotte, Harry. All well-known tabloid darlings. But what about everyone else in the waiting room? In Line To The Throne traces the line of succession from Lady Di's ex through to the Kiwi-born thirtieth in line, Tane Mahuta Lewis, profiling and assessing the leadership skills of each along the way. These plump scones of delectable biographic information will leave you satisfied in a way that no trashy celebrity magazine can, letting you in on the every-day practices and machinations of the world's most (in)famous Royal Family.
Learn how Beatrice will lead a stylistic revolution that leads to the heightening of all royal doorways. Learn how William will take a leaf out of North Korea's book and implement mandatory male hairstyles. Learn how baby Charlotte will fight to remove the stigma attached to bedwetting. By the book's end, you'll have not only earned a PhD in all-things-monarchic, but you'll now have enough dirt on the extended Royal Family to make the Queen's head spin.